Okkernoten
This is a blog entry that was translated from English to Dutch and then back to English. Also known as Babelfishing, this can provide hours of entertainment as tings get lost in translation. Elsewhere on the internet, I did this with some dumber webpages on the internet and made them funnier. Is there anything Babelfishing can't do?
I am considering revising this page once again, cycling it through Babelfish again and again until it becomes incomprehensible. Watch for details!
The cows filled my pants with okkernoten.
Today was a good day. I found a dollar on the floor of the store where I buy coffee. I met some new friends. We went on a picnic and it was a very happy sunny day. Maybe I will okkernoten for breakfast again. There are often merriment and joy on okkernoten. I am sure of it.
We create a vehicle to okkernoten great distances to share. My cows were amused by it. They like okkernoten also, I think. Maybe I will be a song about my cows write all okkernoten eat.
During the picnic, we discussed many things. My new friends David lives in New Jersey wants to find out if armadillos edible. He wants roasting. I do not think it is a good idea. Stephen is the son of Frankenstein, but he is not a monster. He lives in Indianapolis. Daniel is very interested in learning how to order origamihyenas to construct. This may be difficult, I do not think hyenas can easily be folded! Finally Carolina who tried to [redacted] to help share his ruimteambacht. They also worship of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
That is all for today, which I think will be best. I will now cows and okkernoten dreams. Good day!
The giraffes are fun.
Today I went for a ride on an airplane and the giraffes followed me the whole way. It was very entertaining. Giraffes on my nightly toes are geknaagd. It requires a spacecraft to help healing to his huisplaneet to return.
I followed my cows around last night. I made them to wear funny hats that of a macaronieend be made. They are not very good impersonate Edith Bunker, maybe they need more training.
I tasty brains now because I syrup what zithermuziek on the plane played and it was very relaxing. I will send a letter to Mars and then we can for Spooktollbooth invent new characters.
Everyone keeps puppy noses of these days it seems. We had eighteen pounds yesterday puppy noses for breakfast and they were delicious! Perhaps what I put ice cream in addition to an ice cream at all?
Are you happy?
I am so bored I start a new blog to discuss my life on the farm to speak. I spent a day in the field by that speaks to my cows. I love music for my cows to play. My cows as very listening to Radio Musikitty:
Sometimes, I keep my cows as famous people, such as William Shatner or Donald Trump to dress up. Then they read as furries, animals with human characteristics. Yesterday I put a big clock on my cow and claimed it was Tom Cruise.
My cows are hungry and try to wagenwielen and small children to eat. Puppy is happy when a gigantic sausage eating. I document needed to build a boat.
The mad snurkende donkeys niesten on my protrusions. Exploderende coffins! My udder is full of bees, but I have 600 heads and only a box for them to make. I am so sad there will be no more oceans of vla.
Snurdlums and hot clumps!
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