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LambertLambert : You can never have too much playspace.
 
City Virginia WITH HAMS
Area United States
Ethnicity Caucasian
Sign Leo
Height5' 10" (178 cm)

 
Age 39
Gender Man
Body Type Average
Religion Other Religion
Hair Color Blond
Rate My Picture No

xydexx
 
I am Seeking a Man Who is Looking for MOOSILIDGE

 
Smoker? No
Do you drink? Socially
Marital Status Not Single/Not Looking
Profession Weirdo
 
Do you want children? Does not want children
Do you do drugs? No
Do you have children? No

  Interests
honeySOSWTF
elephinooctopodsgravy
sand castlesunicornshams for industry
free hugs campaignbagelocitydemon llama
magical pony with laser beamsemergency pony systemOMG PONIES
recumbent bicyclingyak worshippinglatex
they might be giantsdiscordianismcute and weird
captain jack sparrowlegolasgods magic banana factory
hikingflying spaghetti monsterpirates
geeksindian foodcharm that spreads
inflatable unicornsabandoned buildingsexploring my world
xydexx

 About Me
 I cannot enter my e-mail address here, because spam bots will find my email address and send me spam. I do not like spam that comes in a can. Sam eats jam in a pan with flan.

Axl Rose stole my clothes. A hyena stole my ocarina. That makes me sad. A world without hams is no world at all. You know that!

Obscure trivia: Lambert Lambert was one of the boatmen who ferried John Andre across the Hudson River to Westchester. We do not know if he did this nakedly. Bambi likes to watch.

Lambert Lambert is proud to be a member of the army of demon foxes. We'll pounce you and yiff you, see if we don't. Later, Xydexx will be like Mad Ludwig, dressing up like Lohengrin and building demented castles all over the internet and abandoning them. Add, subtract, manipulate will be the order of the day. Because you can never have enough playspace.

 First Date
  I will be ready like Mario Andretti. We will go out and fight spam bots with my pony that shoots laser beams out of its head. After we track down Axl Rose and get my clothes back, the hyena will eat him!

We will finish off the evening with the celebratory naked candlelight yak rituals and what have you.

Mugwumps have no liver and nourish themselves exclusively on sweets.

LambertLambert Appears on everyone's favorites lists and has 12 noses that can be eaten.