| LambertLambert :
You can never have too much playspace. |
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| City |
Virginia WITH HAMS |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Leo |
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Height | 5' 10" (178 cm)
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| Age |
39 |
| Gender |
Man |
| Body Type |
Average |
| Religion |
Other Religion |
| Hair Color |
Blond |
| Rate My Picture |
No |
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| I am Seeking a |
Man
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Who is Looking
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MOOSILIDGE |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Not Single/Not Looking |
| Profession |
Weirdo |
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| Do you want children? |
Does not want children |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
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Interests
| honey | SOS | WTF | | elephino | octopods | gravy | | sand castles | unicorns | hams for industry | | free hugs campaign | bagelocity | demon llama | | magical pony with laser beams | emergency pony system | OMG PONIES | | recumbent bicycling | yak worshipping | latex | | they might be giants | discordianism | cute and weird | | captain jack sparrow | legolas | gods magic banana factory | | hiking | flying spaghetti monster | pirates | | geeks | indian food | charm that spreads | | inflatable unicorns | abandoned buildings | exploring my world | | xydexx | | |
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| | About Me |
| | I cannot enter my e-mail address here, because spam bots will find my email address and send me spam. I do not like spam that comes in a can. Sam eats jam in a pan with flan.
Axl Rose stole my clothes. A hyena stole my ocarina. That makes me sad. A world without hams is no world at all. You know that!
Obscure trivia: Lambert Lambert was one of the boatmen who ferried John Andre across the Hudson River to Westchester. We do not know if he did this nakedly. Bambi likes to watch.
Lambert Lambert is proud to be a member of the army of demon foxes. We'll pounce you and yiff you, see if we don't. Later, Xydexx will be like Mad Ludwig, dressing up like Lohengrin and building demented castles all over the internet and abandoning them. Add, subtract, manipulate will be the order of the day. Because you can never have enough playspace. |
| | First Date |
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I will be ready like Mario Andretti. We will go out and fight spam bots with my pony that shoots laser beams out of its head. After we track down Axl Rose and get my clothes back, the hyena will eat him! 
We will finish off the evening with the celebratory naked candlelight yak rituals and what have you. 
Mugwumps have no liver and nourish themselves exclusively on sweets. |
LambertLambert Appears on everyone's favorites lists and has 12 noses that can be eaten.
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